Lies, lies and more lies, not that it means much

So VW figured out, supposedly, how to get around emission testing for about 7yrs. If nothing else it proves that large corporations will lie to make money. Surprising? Only if you’ve been living under a rock or believe what the news tells you.

Now that the pope’s visit has concluded expect many people to lie about what the church, the pope and everything in the Catholic church stands for. They will lie to make it look bad, they will lie to make it look good. In the end, expansion of the truth will prevail.

When people find out I’m an engineer without a smart phone they wonder how I live without one. Funny, I’ve had a few for work purposes but really didn’t miss them when I moved jobs. I think people with smart phones are lying about just how important they actually are to justify their purchase.

To end. sometimes people lie just because they ….. I got nothing with regards to Coronado residents complaining about bike lanes. When you watch the video something tells me some of these people might actually believe their own lies. Enjoy the insanity

To end, see I lied, I now have over 1 millllllion visitors to this site each minute of each day. No seriously, I’m not lying, this site is theeeeeeeee most visited site on the interwebs.

No one ever believes me.




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Weekly brain dump

Finished Foundation trilogy. 1st one was epic. 2nd one kinda stalled a bit and I started to guess at certain things. Hate when I can do that. I like being lost especially when it comes to sci-fi. Third book started slow but ended better. Ends up my initial “location” guess was right. Oh well.

Think I may leave the world of sci-fi and try something else. Haven’t decided what direction that is.

If I thought the NFL wasn’t worth watching before, the amount of new “info” that was released, the way all parties handled things, the way rules and regulations were ignored, the way other owners have and are acting. how lies were perpetrated knowingly, and on and on it goes. If the NFL doesn’t watch it, they may have to declare themselves entertainment just like a certain wrestling group did.

Must say, once you get use to doing errands with kids while both of you use bikes, life just gets a bit better. There is less stress, when roads allow. There is always front row parking. But most of all, there is always a feeling of health and well being. I think American’s need to get out of their cars more. But then again most people think I’m insane, so don’t hold your breath.

I am always amazed at how this generation is so quick to USE new technology but is quite clueless on how it works, why it works, any implications (privacy), but most of all, the effects of that usage. Seriously, when you tell them their phone is on a G or N wifi network they just sorta stare at you like you are talking a foreign language. God forbid I actually use the proper 802.11G nomenclature for fear of their heads exploding. All they care about is, can I connect, can I chat, FB, etc, etc and not much else. Their battle cry should be, “Just give us wifi and shut up.”




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So long and thanks for all the overpriced mousey hype

It appears that I annoyed many mouses out there. Some went so far to say that I either explain my position, take it back, or I’m just a troll. Since I have no intention of retraction, lets get ready to rummmmmmble.

I will begin by saying, if you are a fan, the kind of fan who can’t wait to return to the most magical place on earth as soon as your check book and vacation time allows, even though you may still be unpacking from your last visit, leave now. That’s right, leave now and never return to this site because what I have to say will probably make you madder then you have ever been in your entire life. For the rest of you, the following post will attempt to explain why avoiding a certain kingdom is probably a good idea. Why? Lets see if I can explain why I feel that way.

I first visited the Kingdom when I was 11. Quite frankly I don’t remember much about it. To be honest, I was kinda miserable because if memory serves me correctly, my family did everything in their power to avoid the horrible lines. That meant running from one part of the park to another in a vain attempt to maximize the money they spent. The next time I visited the kingdom was with my new wife. It was to be our first trip since our honeymoon and it turned out to be the best set of events for all the wrong reasons. To start we were scheduled to fly out the day after 9/11. Needless to say, that didn’t happen. After numerous flight changes we eventually left on the following Friday and were met with tons of security.  We understood, got through it and landed safely in Florida. When we booked our entire vacation we decided to go the stress free route. No rental car, no cooking, no nothing. Right from the beginning the quality of food available to us was pretty fast food bad. We kinda locked into a nearly mono breakfast diet of eggs, oatmeal and fruit. Nothing else came close for us.  Like I said, we got by. On the other hand if we wanted to stuff ourselves with cold cereal, morning pastries, soda, mounds of crappy pancakes, and all the rest, there was plenty of crap to eat.

But the one thing that got us, being the typical engineers we both are, was the cost per attraction. Because it was right after 9/11, we got to do almost everything with very few lines. Keep in mind, I’m not talking a casual walk in a park. Oh no, we had to move and keep moving to pull it all off. When we got back home both my wife and I commented that our vacation didn’t feel all that relaxing but when prices are what they were, we wanted to maximize our output. We didn’t know if we were every going to get back there so we decided we were going to see and do everything even if it killed us. It didn’t kill us and on the plus side, we both lost around 5-6lbs from all the walking around and lack of eating we did.

So when the time came to consider a possible trip for the kids to said Kingdom, we were concerned about leaving empty handed. Our kids are use to heading up to NH, and being able to go on all the rides with minimal wait times. Most times it goes like this, line is long, ok no problem, do something else and come back later. At the end of the day the kids have gone on everything they wanted and repeated many of the their favorites.  Mom and Dad are happy because we feel we have received the full value of our ticket so everyone ends up being quite happy. That’s why when we started researching how this summer’s trip would go, things like the “FastSkipToTheFrontofTheLinePass” were brought up. People who return to this magical place year after year extolled the virtues of this new way to bypass lines. Other people gave us books that contained strategies on how to get around and how to order the rides you will go on in order to see, and do it all.

Before I go on, if you are one of those people who go every year, this is your last chance to leave because from here on in I will be telling everyone just how much of a scam this place is. Still here? Suit yourself.

Fast Scam

Lets start with their pass system. To the untrained visitor you are lead to believe all rides are open and the pass system doesn’t start filling up until the park opens. This is an outright lie. If you stay on their property, or buy your tickets from them, you can book your passes MONTHS in advance. At one park it was so bad that even though we got to one of their Pass Sign Up Kiosk things less then 10 minutes after the park opened, three of the rides were already booked for the entire day.  Our kids went from beyond excited to devastated in a matter of minutes. These are the same kids who had spent a fair amount of time looking over the list of rides. Then deciding between them which rides they really wanted to hit. Instead they were now being told certain rides were never an option and all that time they put into their choices, was worthless. Unless of course you were willing to wait in line, watching all those “Pass” people pass right by you for almost 2hrs.

So we got wise and Dad signed us up for passes the night before we planned to visit a park. After creating an account for all members, entering all Hopper, Skipper and Jump Pass numbers into their awful system we carefully picked out three rides. We noticed right away, we could not book two rides on the same day. It wouldn’t let us do it. So the next day came and half way through the day it started to rain and never stopped. So we found a person with a Pass enabled Pad thing, and asked if switching rides via the pass system was allowed. No problem, we can absolutely help you, is what we heard. Until we asked for the one ride that we couldn’t book the night before. Nope, they said, you can’t do that.  I know this is jumping to the end, but that was the last straw for us. We were done. We were not going to be scammed any more. It was during the walk back to the car when both of our boys asked that next years summer vacation see us return to NH.

Simply put, IF you plan on giving all your money to the House of Mouse, then you will be granted the very special “privilege” of picking out your ride passes. To those people who show up when the park opens and pay the same amount (around $95) as the previous people I spoke of, your choice of fast ride passes we will not be the same. You will not be able to go on all the rides, you will stand in lines, you will feel like cattle and you will wonder why you paid for this experience.

Pathetically over priced

Ok, we all know that when you go to a “place” on vacation, prices tend to be high. But in this Kingdom, ripoff takes on a whole new meaning. I made the mistake of ordering an espresso at an Italian restaurant. What I received was a rip off in every sense of the word. The amount I got can only be described like this; half the way up an espresso spoon. You know the really small ones. The same price at home would get you, in most places, a double espresso. In the kingdom, not even a full shot. The worse part, here we are, in an Italian restaurant and it wasn’t even good espresso.

While visiting a certain country area in Epcot, known for it’s tea production, I decided to try some green tea. Until I saw the prices and how it was prepared. So much for highlighting their culture. Seriously, they wanted over 3 dollars a cup for bagged green tea. When I asked them who made the tea, they replied with, ” we don’t know, its some off brand.”

In that same country we saw a video about that country and my and I were aghast. I can’t say for sure but we think the video being shown was the same one my wife and I saw post 9/11. Seriously, the video had “computers” with CRT screens everywhere. Not a single flat panel. The cars looked dated. And on and on it went. Are you telling me a billion dollar company can’t update their media every few years? Unacceptable.


Dumb Security

When we arrived at Legoland, also in Fl, we walked right in after getting our tickets. At the happiest place on the whole world, we lost nearly 30mins every morning standing in line waiting to have our bags checked. Making it worse we got talking to a few people who were just as annoyed as we were by the whole process only to find out it was worthless. Come to find out a father had left his Leathermen in his backpack along with diapers, creams and the rest. No one saw it. Another family was beyond outraged because a syringe was not found in their bag as well. Their daughter was diabetic and needed insulin shots so they had a cooler with ice and all the medical papers to prove their need. Instead one of the needles had somehow made it’s way into the bag instead of the cooler. This wasn’t found either. So much for maintaining the security of your “guests”.

Never Again

I could go on an on about how crammed into main street we all were to watch the fireworks. Or how if you didn’t find a spot 30+ minutes before the show began your kids had a very slim chance of actually seeing them.  Because they would probably end up behind one of the many over zealous adults with ipads who were blocking everyone’s view so they could record the event. My kids initially had a blast with their Jedi Training School, but after it was done, they both said, “Wait? That’s it?” As I taped their Jedi training another parent asked me, “Is that really it, that’s it?” His son waited in line longer then the thing lasted. For me the entire place is 80% anticipation and 20% of actually doing something. Heck Goofy’s Wild Barnstormer ride (name??) was the perfect example. It took longer for us at the end of the night to walk from the start of the line, up the pathway, pause, wait for the ride to come along, get in and get out then the length of the actual ride. Think I’m lying? Head over to youtube and check out the many videos. You’ll see the ride is barely 45 seconds long. That’s right folks, Seconds!!! One ride we started out liking but again things get ruined. The Star Wars ride was great the first time. Darth Vader throws the ship, and lasers and …. you get the rest. So we went again but this time, half the ride was the same. So we asked, why was it repeated? The worker explained that each time you step in there is a good chance you’ll see some part of the ride repeat. Sigh.

I’m sorry but I just don’t see or get any of the magic given the prices we paid. Making things even worse, I know of 2 people who worked at the park, and my family knows of at least another 3. Add to that I have some family who own property down there so I think I have enough data to form a decent opinion. Disney doesn’t pay their staff. In each case mentioned above, they were overworked, underpaid, and improved their life by leaving for another company. Then there is the whole copyright stance Disney has taken. If you are un-aware do some searching and you’ll see they are not timid to use the lawyers to get what they want.

To end I’ve gone 3 times now, once as a child, once without children and once with. Each time was a bigger disappointment then the last. If you enjoy going, each to their own. But if I have my way, I will never pay a single penny to step foot on their property ever again.







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I am not a category, I am a free man

Ok, will admit, in the category of silent pcs, the MintBox Mini is really cool and I want one.  I know, I know I don’t actually need one but my inner geek says, “Me wantsme some precious Mint.”

In the category of silly geek questions I present the following. (My answers at the bottom)

Which linux distro does the following people use?

  1. Police officer Alex Murphy (Weller)

2. Morpheus

3. Moses

4. Einstein

5. Sherlock Holmes

6. Philip Kindred Dick

In the category of ridiculous, the weather forecast said rain, thunderstorms, and all the rest. The drive home saw two massive downpours bringing everyone to a slow crawl due to limited visibility. When I got home I didn’t want to risk getting caught in such bad weather so I cancelled my Friday ride. For the rest of the day it was sunny. On Sat there were flood watches so instead of riding to a family birthday party at a park, I played it safe and drove in with the family. It never raided a drop. So when Sunday rolled around and NOAA said it would be improving as the day went on, I grabbed my bike and headed out. Within 4 miles from my house I was finding shelter under a local businesses awning as it down-poured. After around 5 minutes it let up and it looked like I was now behind the storm. I enjoyed the next few miles but I clearly got that part wrong. For the next 7 miles, it rained, then sun, then drizzled, etc, etc, etc. That was until I broke a spoke on my rear wheel. So not only did I have to slow due to wet roads, I also had to go even slower so as not to force the wheel so out of true that I couldn’t ride it. Like I said, ridiculous.

Disconnecting our PS3 from the net and getting a Roku was the best move we done. The Sony network was plagued with issues and once they mandated that you must be logged into their crappy network to watch YOUR PAID FOR NETFLIX and youtube videos it was over.  Because every time the network went down, we couldn’t watch either service.

Speaking of YouTube, the new info coming out of the Formula E series looks promising. Please FIA, don’t screw it up.

Speaking of netflix, we’ve seen 2 or 3 of the new Doctor and I have to admit I’m feeling the same way I did when Colin Baker took over for Davison. After losing my all time favorite Tom Baker, Davison held things together but when C. Baker stepped in, I stepped out.

Speaking again, categorize this post as over.

Highlight right below this sentence for my answers.

  1. RoboLinux, 2. Oracle, 3. Gparted, 4. Scientific, 5. Elementary, 6. Android.




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CBA’s, lions, and lame mice

It’s been pointed out before but I’ll repeat it here, for all to hear.  Do you know how glad the MSM is about that lion being killed? It gives them an excuse to ignore the Planned ButcherShop videos.  I’m guessing they just want it to go away. I’m hoping it doesn’t.

Having not watched the last 5? 6? 7? supperBowls. Having not watched a complete footsieball game for years, as in sit at home, and not just catch some of it while out, the latest round of revels makes me glad I don’t watch. Independent lawyers that are not, big long independent legal documents that are edited by the league before release, news leaks that are proven completely wrong yet the league doesn’t retract them,  and on and on it goes. If ever anyone was even remotely questioning the fairness of the league, you have your answer. Beat your wife, get DUIs, and all the rest and we can look the other way. We can also screw up our own sting operation so the evidence is so thin that a feather dropping on it would break through, but don’t worry we’ll still hand out the harshest penalty ever given.

Oh and don’t write in, I don’t care one way or another whether it was the ideal gas law or the needle in the ball action. The whole process has been a farce from the beginning. As an aside, I always thought Lance was doing something. Come on, he was beating all the big names at the time who were doping. What I thought was happening was his cancer treatment had “revealed” some new “thing”. Meaning something that wasn’t banned yet.

We have now surrounded disney vacation wise. At the time, I thought maybe we just remembered NH wrong and held disney up too high. Nope, this summer’s vacation proved that disney is just an overpriced theme park doing everything in it’s power to remove as much money from your pocket as they can. For less then half the price, a local NH story park provides a clean environment with great rides with lines less then 15 minutes. The NH whale of a water park can’t compete with the size and scope of the one’s in FL, but again, less money, shorter lines, and less stress. For us it’s a no brainer, avoid disney like the plague.

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